tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27099615744400389472024-02-21T09:57:38.242+01:00Il Rantolo della MatassaEttorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.comBlogger181125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-81313290434983046552015-09-23T01:06:00.001+02:002015-09-23T01:06:09.751+02:00Lettera aperta a Miss Italia<p dir="ltr">Hai detto una stronzata.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Hai 18 anni.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Sei maggiorenne e voti come me, te e te, laggiù in fondo.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Comunque, non dovevi certo essere tu, Alice Sabatini, 18 anni, a squarciare il velo sul livello culturale generale.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Ma ciò che mi sorprende più di ogni cosa è che tu, Alice Sabatini, 18 anni, abbia detto di aver letto pagine e pagine di libri di storia a scuola, sulla seconda guerra mondiale.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Io, ad esempio, non ci sono arrivato alla seconda guerra mondiale, Alice.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Mi sono fermato alla prima, ed era fine maggio. In un liceo.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Ma abbiamo studiato a fondo il Congresso di Vienna, che oggi mi è tanto utile per capire la differenza tra Tari e Tasi.</p>
<p dir="ltr">So tutto dell'Australopithecus Afarensis, e meno male, altrimenti non saprei programmare la lavasciuga o disostruire la trachea di un neonato.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Carlo Magno lo facemmo per 2 mesi, altrimenti come saprei spiegarti, oggi, le ragioni del conflitto israelo-palestinese?</p>
<p dir="ltr">Vedi, Alice Sabatini, ritieniti fortunata, se tu, davvero, l'hai studiata la seconda guerra mondiale a scuola.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Perchè io no, e non ho i tuoi 18 anni.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Ho l'età di chi decide, nel paese.</p>
<p dir="ltr">E vota. Come te, te, e te, che ti nascondi laggiù.<br></p>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-39318542219403120012015-06-28T12:49:00.001+02:002015-06-28T12:49:00.417+02:00La mia battaglia sull'arcobaleno<p dir="ltr">Quando finisce una storia bisogna essere onesti, soprattutto con sé stessi.<br>
Le colpe di una separazione non sono mai di una sola persona, ma vanno distribuite. Ed il mio caso non fa eccezione: 50% responsabilità di mia moglie, 50% responsabilità di mia suocera. Le cose vanno dette.</p>
<p dir="ltr">In special modo oggi, che c'è tanta emozione per la scelta USA sul matrimonio gay. Traguardo che mi vede favorevole, ma non perché mi faccia piacere che gli omosessuali si sposino. Apprezzo il fatto che tutti, indistintamente, senza differenze di sesso-razza-religione, possano avere la possibilità di commettere gli stessi sbagli degli altri. <br>
Perché è empiricamente provato che il matrimonio è un errore del quale, prima o poi, pentirsi.<br>
Proprio per questo, dev'essere concesso a tutti. Per divulgare l'esperienza ai simili e ai posteri.<br>
Mai vietare le cose pericolose solo a determinate categorie.<br>
Sarebbe come proibire di fumare ai foggiani.<br>
Vietare di guardare Pomeriggio 5 ai neocatecumenali.<br>
Impedire di farsi i risvoltini dei jeans agli asmatici.<br>
Alla mia vicina rumena, ad esempio, piace Biagio Antonacci.<br>
Chi sono io per privarla di ascoltare quella voce del cazzo?</p>
<p dir="ltr">Ecco il vero spirito della battaglia sull'arcobaleno: io pretendo che chiunque si possa sposare. <br>
Poi vedrai, tra qualche anno, come imploreranno la Corte Suprema Americana di tornare sui suoi passi perché anche gli omosessuali, come i foggiani, i neocatecumenali, gli asmatici e la rumena, dopo un po', si rompono i coglioni.<br>
Peace.<br></p>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-2110949762385326272015-06-10T22:38:00.001+02:002015-06-10T22:38:16.512+02:00Informazioni diffuse male<p dir="ltr">Nella 27a stagione dei Simpsons, Homer e Marge divorzieranno.<br>
Il fatto che questa notizia mi provochi più ansia della mia stessa separazione, mi fa capire che io, indissolubilmente, inopinatamente, indefessamente, indirettamente, inconsapevolmente, inimmaginabilmente, ecco, devo riflettere meglio sul mio equilibrio psichico.<br>
Il fatto che un mio collega scriva "Scerlo Colms", mi aiuta a dormire meglio.<br>
Il fatto che creda che in tv valga la pena di vedere solo il cartone animato "Uncle Grandpa", aumenta la mia autostima.<br>
Il fatto che io sia passato dal periodo 'misantropia' a quello 'indifferenza professionale', sta migliorando il mio tono muscolare.<br>
Il fatto è che compio 40 anni tra due mesi.<br>
E vorrei andare in Austria.<br>
Ma non ho niente da Metternich.</p>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-62020407173172977872015-05-18T17:41:00.002+02:002015-05-18T17:41:56.571+02:00Di idraulica, fisioterapisti miliardari e numeri crescenti.Il miscelatore del lavabo di casa impiega circa 3 minuti per scaldare l'acqua. Se gli alitassi sopra, sarebbe più rapido. In quei 180 secondi, potrei riempire mezza vasca d'acqua, 4 acquari, dissetare 25 piante del balcone. Essere denunciato dal governo etiope. E poi sciacquarmi il viso.<br />
Il miscelatore del lavabo dell'ufficio impiega circa 1 secondo per scaldare l'acqua. Dopo 4 secondi l'acqua bolle. Dopo 7, nessuna mano umana è in grado di affrontare quel getto lavico.<br />
Ultimamente incontro persone che sono il miscelatore di casa o il miscelatore dell'ufficio.<br />
Estremi che non si incontreranno mai. Incontrano solo me, di continuo.<br />
O bianco, o nero. O altezza o bassezza. O nanismo.<br />
Dove sono finite le mezze misure? Scomparse con le mezze stagioni? Cancellate dai menù come le mezze porzioni?<br />
Vorresti un "come stai?" vero, in carne ed ossa, ma ricevi solo notifiche. Notizie su altre vite. Social stocazzo. MyDicksNetwork, piuttosto. Oramai la gente notifica, tutto. Anche se non sei in rete.<br />
Così mi trovo ad andare in giro con l'etichetta rossa in alto a destra, sulla testa, col numerino.<br />
43 notifiche in attesa di essere lette.<br />
Ora 44.<br />
Alla fermata del bus nessuno si guardava in faccia, l'alto giorno. Sarei potuto passare nudo, con sabot e parrucca di Tina Turner. Niente.<br />
45.<br />
Ci piegheremo, nei nostri telefoni, fino a sentire lo scrocchio del collo. Ed allora, con l'ultimo, flebile, respiro, ci avvicineremo al primo passante e sussurreremo "Sai se c'è un'app per far tornare la testa dritta?"<br />
<br />Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-3656768306287584152015-05-09T16:56:00.000+02:002015-05-11T15:55:34.868+02:00Confessioni di un demente pericoloso (o come sopravvivere 60 giorni senza facebook)Non sono più su facebook da 60 giorni.<br />
L'evento non è stato salutato dai carrarmati della Piazza Rossa in parata, nè da uno speciale su RaiStoria condotto da quel giuggiolone di Paolo Mieli.<br />
Pensavo che l'opinione pubblica desse più risalto alla notizia, visto che avevo un seguito corposo, alle volte quasi maniacale, di followers.<br />
Invece sono andato via e facebook ha proseguito il suo lavoro quotidiano. Ognuno parrebbe continuare a sopravvivere, noncurante del fatto che io non ci sia più.<br />
Non me l'aspettavo.<br />
Ieri sera, molto tardi, diciamo stamattina, riflettendo sulle conseguenze etiche della masturbazione, e grazie all'apporto di mezza bottiglia di ratafìa, mi sono riaffacciato sulle pagine biancoblu del social network.<br />
Video del cazzo (cioè, non proprio del cazzo, ma fossero state clip di un pene che parlava di Sci-Fi sarebbe stato meglio), musica di merda (in questo caso proprio così. Anzi, dimmerda), poesie brutte, foto di gente che vedrei volentieri a leccare i corrimano della metro di Calcutta.<br />
E non sto qui a controllare se Calcutta ce l'abbia o meno una metro. Diciamo che se ce l'avesse, la immagino come la metro più sporca del mondo. Stereotipi e luoghi comuni, ok.<br />
Ebbene, quando, esattamente, ho deciso di accettare l'amicizia di persone che disprezzo?<br />
O meglio, perchè?<br />
Era così indispensabile farlo?<br />
Fare a gara a chi ce l'ha più lungo, a costo di condividere storie drammi ed estasi con gente alla quale farei fatica a stringere la mano, è diventato un obbligo. Un'esigenza.<br />
<br />
<i>"Ma guarda che coi blog è lo stesso. Non cerchi anche qui approvazione da sconosciuti, costretti a leggere i tuoi scazzi e le tue paturnie?"</i><br />
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Sì, lettore misterioso e scassacazzi. E' così anche sul blog.<br />
Ma è un ambito più intimo. Non scorro una paginata di roba avariata, mix di madonnedimedjugorie, bukowsky, creme brulèe e dildi.<br />
Scelgo di andare dove voglio. E mi ci fermo.<br />
<br />
Sono uscito da facebook da 60 giorni, e non gliene frega un cazzo a nessuno.<br />
Sono soddisfatto.<br />
<br />Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-17123722902064845042015-04-19T16:20:00.001+02:002015-04-19T16:20:06.383+02:00La Scossa©
<p dir="ltr">Qual è l'unica frase che non mi hanno detto gli amici, dopo aver confidato <u>loro</u> che mi sto separando?</p>
<p dir="ltr">1. Ti capisco, pensa che io e mia moglie stiamo ancora insieme solo perché ci sono i bambini. <br>
2. Ma io l'avevo capito subito. <br>
3. Uno come te non avrà problemi a rifarsi un'altra vita.<br>
4. Comunque ti trovo bene. <br>
5. Era un po' che ti vedevo giù. <br>
6. Se posso fare qualcosa, dimmelo. <br>
7. È colpa di Facebook. <br>
8. È colpa di Whatsapp. <br>
9. Si chiude una porta, si apre un portone.<br>
10. Stasera ti porto a mignotte. <br></p>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-53786998648619833812015-04-14T18:25:00.001+02:002015-04-15T20:05:19.260+02:00Suavemente<p dir="ltr">Le vedi da miglia marine.<br>
Riescono ad emergere in mezzo a centinaia di teste.<br>
Sapresti riconoscerle nel mucchio.<br>
Sono le coppie al limite.<br>
Di solito è lui che cerca il viso di lei, ma lei già è andata.<br>
Allora lui si chiede il perchè, le chiede il perchè, ma è inutile.<br>
“Lo sai”.<br>
“Stocazzo, lo so. Scusa, sono stato volgare. È per la mia volgarità che sei così?”<br>
“Lo sai”<br>
“Non lo so, credimi. Ho fatto qualcosa di sbagliato?”<br>
“No”<br>
“Ho detto qualcosa che non avrei dovuto dire?”<br>
“Basta, smettila”<br>
 <br>
Ora stanno su una panchina.<br>
Ora li vedi in macchina, con le teste distanti molto più di quanto sia lo spazio tra finestrino e finestrino.<br>
Non sono d'accordo nemmeno sulla stronza musica da sentire nell'autoradio per andare dal posto "a" al posto "b" (4/5 km).<br>
Lui vorrebbe i Coldplay, lei il latino americano.<br>
“Ma ti è sempre stato sul cazzo il latino americano”<br>
“Ora mi piace”<br>
“E i Coldplay?”<br>
“Mi stanno sul cazzo”<br>
 <br>
Se ci pensi, i Coldplay dovrebbero stare sul cazzo anche a te.<br>
Chris Martin è bello, ha voce, suona, <u>c'ha</u> figa ovunque. Passa da Gwyneth Paltrow a Jennifer Lawrence a Kate Hudson come se cambiasse marca di dentifricio. E comunque il suo dentifricio è più efficace del mio e del tuo. Del tuo, sicuro.<br>
 <br>
Allora lui cede, e mette il latino americano.<br>
Ed i coglioni dovrebbero toccargli terra.<br>
 <br>
Ma lui, i coglioni, non ce li ha.</p>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-55623990928791365242015-04-04T12:02:00.001+02:002015-04-04T12:02:13.251+02:00Lettera ai cinesi<p dir="ltr"><br>
Cari cinesi.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Io non ce l'ho con voi. <br>
Siete gran lavoratori, avete un'economia che comanda il mondo, una mafia rispettabilissima, oramai non c'è cosa che non sia prodotta in una delle vostre città da cento milioni di abitanti tutti uguali. Abbiamo anche imparato a mangiare lo stesso cibo.<br>
Io ci entro, nei vostri negozi. <br>
Passi che nessuno di voi, eccetto la proprietaria, parli italiano. Passi che mi facciate seguire per controllare che non mi fotta qualcosa. Passi il fatto che avete reparti per animali sovradimensionati e tastiere per pc senza il tasto euro. Passi tutto.<br>
Ma, per carità, la musica cinese in filodiffusione la dovete togliere. <br>
Potrei perdere la pazienza. </p>
<p dir="ltr">Con immutata stima, </p>
<p dir="ltr">Ettore. </p>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-31393303073616627532015-03-24T21:26:00.001+01:002015-03-24T21:26:56.231+01:00Un esperimento senza alcuna motivazione plausibile. <p dir="ltr"><b>G</b>iorno <u>5</u> lontano dai social network.<br>
Le mani riacquistano un colorito accettabile. La batteria del telefono arriva fino a sera. Non sento più il bisogno di sapere cosa hanno mangiato a pranzo Teresa o Debhorah. Non vedo tramonti sul Tirreno.</p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>È</b> la terza volta in quattro mesi che vado dal dentista.<br>
Che è un classico dentista.<br>
Lo stereotipo del dentista.<br>
Piacione, separato, suv, assistenti fighe, inadatto al mestiere, musica paracula in filodiffusione .<br>
Ieri c'era Take on me degli A-ha. E niente, mi ha fatto odiare anche quella, che era una delle poche che si salvavano degli anni '80. Ora resta You spin me round ed un paio di canzoni di Dario Baldan Bembo<b>.</b></p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>C</b>he la mattinata non fosse iniziata nel verso giusto lo dovevo capire dallo sgambetto fantasma che ho ricevuto. Un terzino invisibile mi ha falciato il passo facendomi scoordinare per diversi metri. Dato che non c'è alcool nel mio corpo da tempo (che vergogna) e che tendo ad allacciarmi le scarpe coscienziosamente (che vergogna), non saprei davvero chi si possa divertire alle mie spalle. Faccio il doppio nodo, per la cronaca, oramai anche alle ciabatte da mare. Avevo la tendenza a camminare con scarpe che si slacciavano. È come se i miei metatarsi si animassero autonomamente per snodare i lacci, di continuo. Allora raddoppio il nodo. Diventa un grumo di cotone bicolore, orrendo da vedere.<br>
Un po' come il mio stato d'animo. Se non gli sto appresso, si sfilaccia. Allora devo annodarlo su sé stesso più volte, come un gomitolo. Come una matassa. L'avessi saputo, 5 anni fa, che la matassa era ancora tutta lì, l'avrei chiamato diversamente questo blog.<br>
L'avrei chiamato:<br>
a) L'imprevedibile esistenza di un geniale imbecille.<br>
b) L'affascinante E.A. e la sua altruistica misantropia.<br>
c) Lo Zen e l'arte di digitare coi soli indici.<br>
Che poi, voglio dire. </p>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-54453097044727279562015-03-20T16:57:00.000+01:002015-03-20T16:57:14.084+01:00Un aggiornamento che leggerò solo io.Non so chi sia rimasto a leggerlo, questo blog.<br />
Sono uscito lasciando le chiavi dentro, e probabilmente qualcuno mi avrà pure cercato.<br />
Ma si sa come sono fatte le persone, o forse sono fatto solo io così.<br />
Quando esce il sole, ci si dimentica di chi ti ha prestato l'ombrello, e a volte te l'ha anche mantenuto, sotto la pioggia battente.<br />
Rieccomi qui. Con un temporale improvviso che mi ha colto di sorpresa, come il più stupido dei randagi.<br />
Eppure dovevo immaginarlo. I gatti non ci tornano sulle stufe, nemmeno se fredde perchè spente da una vita, se mille anni prima ci si sono scottati.<br />
Io sì. Io non sono un gatto. Lo fossi stato ci sarebbero fotografie mie su facebook. Ma non lo sono, e su quella stufa mi ci ero seduto ancora. Perciò fa più male.<br />
Allora mi scrivo queste quattro righe, più come promemoria che altro, sapendo benissimo che se dovesse passare qualcuno potrebbe anche riderne.<br />
Non ci sono regole fisse nella vita.<br />
Non ci sono insegnamenti.<br />
Non ci sono standard e parametri.<br />
C'è un passaggio di esseri viventi, incroci di parole, porte che si aprono, canzoni senza senso, il profumo di una scatola del cucito, errori, sorrisi, vizi ripresi, intolleranze alimentari, intolleranze umane, lettere, pronomi inutili, delusioni.<br />
Sono tornato al punto di partenza.<br />
Scrivo.Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-27544014157359660342013-12-06T17:40:00.001+01:002013-12-06T17:40:39.136+01:00Lo sapevo che andava a finire così<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">7. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Alza gli occhi al cielo. E' l'unica cosa più grande di me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">6.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Non ho mai incontrato una ragazza così dolce nella mia vita. Posso leccarti?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">5.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Sai che per colpa mia Rocco Siffredi è in analisi?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">4.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Sai cambiare la ruota di una macchina?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">3.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">La mia lingua sa di ragù. Vuoi assaggiare?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">2.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Sali su da me? Ho una collezione di peni in bronzo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Sei celiaca? Il mio uccello è senza glutine.</span>Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-56908732297522827662013-09-19T20:01:00.000+02:002013-09-19T20:01:15.144+02:00Chi è il Bastardo?<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Scendo in fretta tutti i gradini che ci sono, dimenticando
anche i tic che oramai ripetevo dalla prima adolescenza. Il portone è già
aperto. Il collaudatore delle caldaie attende impaziente al citofono che
qualcuno gli apra. Il tatuaggio sul bicipite sinistro inizia a spazientirglisi.
Corro a zigzag tra escrementi di cane e volantini elettorali. Se c'è una cosa
che identifica l'arretratezza culturale di un popolo è proprio il fatto che non
ti lasciano far cacare il cane in luoghi puliti. E così lo deve fare, povera
bestia, in mezzo alle facce dei politici. Che poi non noti nemmeno la
differenza.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Salto i convenevoli con la vecchia del piano di sopra. Non è
il momento di commentare il costo della vita e la bruttezza degli sceneggiati Rai.
E poi puzza di apocalisse anziana.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Apro il portoncino esterno. L'amministratore di condominio,
e la sua alopecia, hanno deciso di posizionare il pulsante apriporta lontano
circa 10 metri. Ecco perchè non ti pago mai.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Esco alla luce del sole, ma la Panda che mi deve trascinare
via da qui non c'è ancora. L'sms “sto sotto" resta uno dei misteri
dell'antropologia contemporanea. Stai sotto, sì, a un acido.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Attendo appoggiato alle cassette della posta.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Arriva un uomo di 50 anni, brizzolato, con una tuta decathlon
sdrucita e l'aria affaticata. Lo riconosco. Lui non riconosce me. È quello che
fino a qualche anno fa sgommava sul suo mercedes SLK, in giro per supermercati
a rappresentare spalle di cotto e bresaola e croteggiare cassiere
insoddisfatte. Sta inserendo volantini nelle buche, trascinando un carrello da
spesa, quelli delle nonne, di tessuto scozzese. Gli regalo uno sguardo pietoso
dietro ai miei Rayban rettangolari opachi. Lo ricordo ancora, quando ci
squadrava, noi, fumatori di skank alle prese con i primi microfilmati di 144,
altro che youporn. Una sera ci puntò i fanali contro, per 3 lunghi minuti. Noi
restammo lì. Poco dopo, arrivarono gli sbirri, e fortuna che avevamo finito
tutto.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ora tu sei qui ad infilare dita grosse nelle fessure
arrugginite della mia posta. Scivoleranno giù offerte di pannolini e
Jaegermeister. Crepa, maiale.Tu e i tuoi volantini del cazzo. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Poi li tiro fuori dalle cassette, con calma certosina e li
spalmo per terra. Fotografo lo scempio ambientale, che vergogna. E mando tutto
all'indirizzo mail sul volantino, alla voce “Segnala gli sprechi”.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">E ora puntami questi fanali.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">La stanza era poco illuminata. Una
decina di candele, posizionate a circa due metri da terra,
all'interno di nicchie ricavate nel muro di tufo. Le fiammelle erano
equidistanti. Se avessi tracciato una retta immaginaria tra loro
avresti ricavato un reticolato asimmetrico. Qualcuno aveva sbagliato
la disposizione. Nonostante tutto si riuscivano a delineare tutti i
profili dei presenti, e persino le emozioni abbozzate sui volti. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Chi aveva appena capito di essere
irrimediabilmente ubriaco cercava di recuperare la mascella che
pendeva inoperosa sorretta solo da guance emaciate.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Chi aveva puntato la sua donna per la
notte, rimandando di continuo l'approccio, ora non ne riconosceva più
la sagoma, e temeva che quella mano sulla spalla di un goffo barbuto
con la coda fosse la sua. Lo era.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Chi entrava nella stanza come se tutti
stessero aspettando lui, e ne usciva di lì a poco capendo che il
mondo, dopo tutto, gira anche senza il nostro misero apporto.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Chi aveva avuto la chiacchierata più
inutile della sua vita.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Chi cercava con la lingua una
scheggiatura di un molare.</span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Chi versava alcol in bicchieri così
piccoli che non facevi a tempo a girarli, che subito eri di nuovo al
bancone per la sete.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Le candele divennero nove. Una si era
spenta a causa del vento.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vento non ce n'era, nella stanza. Forse
un alito improvviso, una voce alzata più del previsto. Luce ne
rimaneva, comunque. Di sicuro abbastanza per parlare a mezza bocca
senza che nessuno lo potesse capire.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Si spensero due candele. Tre sagome,
vestite di scuro, sparirono dietro una panca, inghiottite dal buio.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sette candele maldisposte creano uno
strano effetto. Alcune zone sembrano illuminate a giorno. Altre
piombano nelle tenebre. Lì spariscono anche i suoni.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Tu controllavi tutto dal tuo posto. Al
sicuro, con una piccola candela posizionata poco dinanzi a te.
L'unica sui tavoli. Questo ti rendeva facilmente scrutabile dagli
altri. Vi, rendeva.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Una ragazza in abito a righe uscì. Si
spense una candela, la più alta di tutte.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Un uomo la seguì a passi più lenti.
Dovevano aver litigato, perchè lei scuoteva la borsa in pelle come
se fosse una bestia da punire. Un'altra candela si consumò al loro
passaggio, così come la loro storia.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">La stanza divenne nera, con piccole
strisce di luce in quattro punti. Un ragazzo ubriaco indossava un
cappello da messicano. L'avevo notato da fuori. Bevuto tutto quello
che c'era da bere, continuava a parlare, presumibilmente da solo.
Smorzò una candela con le dita.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">L'uomo dietro al bancone buttò le
ultime bottiglie vuote. Cercava uno straccio umido per pulire le mani
appiccicate, ma non lo trovò. Il giusto riparo in un sigaro, ma si
spense. Allora avvicinò la sua bocca alla penultima candela accesa.
Poi, con un soffio, la spense, proprio quando io spensi la nostra.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ora non si vedeva più nulla.
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">O meglio, ora vedevo tutto quello che
avrei voluto vedere da dieci candele fa.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non capita spesso che si lasci andare ad appuntamento di
cartello locali, organizzati alle ore 20 col chiaro intento di impiattare su di
un tavolone gli avanzi del pranzo, farti ascoltare quello che una volta era
trasmesso nella sala d’attesa dei dentisti e costringerti a stendere su
divanetti bianco coloniale più profondi di qualsiasi femore. Il tutto,
altrimenti detto, aperitivo cenato.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non che F. disprezzi i neologismi, ma signora mia, aperitivo
cenato non si può proprio sentire. L’accezione “apericena”, poi, lo ha spinto a
prendere il porto d’armi. L’abbondante premessa, comunque, più che servire a
spiegare<span> </span>luogo ed ambientazione, era per
capire chi si ferma alle prime tre righe del post, commentando l'apericena.
Andiamo avanti.</span></span></div>
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<a href="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQV2cuRIMiBu2raQPdLGU4nF1mEmbGPMGVsenUSxlB2keeDR2nm" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" id="irc_mi" src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQV2cuRIMiBu2raQPdLGU4nF1mEmbGPMGVsenUSxlB2keeDR2nm" style="margin-top: 0px;" width="229" /></a><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Era lì che cercava di capire a quando risalisse la
coltivazione della carote siliconata che intingeva nella mayonese, che
l’improvvido deejay stabilisce che è giunta l’ora del karaoke.<span> </span>Il mondo continuava a girare, e nel locale
all’aperto ognuno proseguiva nell’opera di controllo smartphone ed
abbeveraggio. Nessuno osava avvicinarsi alla console. Era passata circa
mezz’ora da quella supplica inascoltata, intervallata da un paio di pezzi
riempipista, di sicuro in Kazakistan. Propone un Campari in omaggio al primo
coraggioso.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mosso a compassione e più assetato del solito, F. si alza in
piedi e si avvicina all’omino in cuffie, che per una ventina di euro stava
cercando di accompagnare le fauci alla moda di bellimbusti in Fred Perry e
signore in abiti fluo. Andava di sicuro meglio al pakistano delle rose, la
serata, impegnato a raccogliere una serie di “non stiamo insieme” e “siamo
tutti uomini”.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ce l’hai You spin me around dei Dead or Alive?”, chiede F.,
avvicinandosi all’orecchio del dj.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Boh, mo’ vedo”, monosillaba il giratori di dischi, come se
stesse parlando con un ottantenne in fila alle poste. “Eccolo, ma la conosci
solo tu”, aggiunge poi con un sorriso beffardo e tartarico.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Se la canto tutta. È il pezzo più anni ’80 degli anni ’80.
C’è tutto. I capelli lunghi, i guanti, i balli mani roteanti e ginocchia
flesse. Qualcuno applaude, la cameriera gli porta il suo Campari.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ma voi la conoscevate?”, chiede il disc jockey agli
avventori.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Dal fondo della sala, un ragazzo con gli occhiali da sole (e
se apericena si odia, quelli con gli occhiali da sole di sera non
sfigurerebbero a cadere dalle scale con le mani in tasca) fa: “Certo. Era
Bananarama dei Venus”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“No”, fa F.. “A parte che hai invertito i nomi. Bananarama è
un gruppo, e Venus era il loro pezzo. Ma si trattava di You spin me around dei
Dead or Alive”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ti sbagli”, fa quello.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Guarda, giovane, che c’è anche scritto qui sul monitor, se
proprio non dovessi credere a me. Ma comunque fidati”.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Guarda che lo conosco ‘sto pezzo, ed è dei Venus”, aggiunge
il tipo, mentre l’amico al suo fianco ride con una cannuccia incastrata fra i
denti.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ti ripeto, per l’ultima volta e poi chiudo qui, che i Venus
non esistono. Quando è uscito questo pezzo tu e la tua pettinatura non
esistevate ancora”, cerca di spiegare F., mentre il dj lo guarda allibito e
qualcuno riprende timidamente la scena col telefono.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“See, vabè. Informati meglio” e l'occhialuto fa un tiro di
sigaretta elettronica.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">F. mastica il ghiaccio sul fondo del bicchiere.
Masticherebbe volentieri anche il bicchiere, se potesse. Fa un passo avanti, ma
poi torna al suo posto.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Verso le undici, il tipo occhialuto si avvicina al tavolo di
F. e gli lancia un'occhiata senza senso. Poi fa: “sei ancora convinto ?”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">F. lo guarda, e chiude: “Sai che sei utile all’umanità come
la carta da gioco dei punteggi internazionali?”, e va via.</span></span></div>
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Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-72249769995715693702013-06-26T19:51:00.000+02:002013-06-26T19:51:51.909+02:00Una storia capitata al sottoscritto che vi prego di non divulgare<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Svegliarsi in piena notte madidi di sudore, accorgendosi di avere un piede caldo sotto il lenzuolo ed un altro gelido che sporge dal letto, penzoloni. Il mangiacarte sul muro non fa un passo da giorni. E' vivo, e mi pare di sentirne il respiro. Mi pare.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mi alzo che qui dormono tutti. Un sorso d'acqua, pipì. Bear Grylls avrebbe di sicuro dimezzato i tempi delle due operazioni. Sorrido a questo pensiero.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Torno verso il letto.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Appoggio la testa umida sul cuscino, poi ricordo che non lo uso più. Copro l'orecchio con un braccio. Intorno a me si gonfiano respiri pesanti.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sto per riaddormentarmi.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Tre, due, uno. Arrivo.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Poi, il dubbio.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Perchè arriva il dubbio? E perchè proprio mentre sto riprendendo il mio fottuto, legittimo sonno? Dopo una giornata di scale fatte, telefonate ignorate, facce asimettriche a cui rispondere "sì, è vero", quando invece non era vero un cazzo, Devo dormire. E' un mio diritto.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Tu ti sei insinuato, dubbio. Sei salito da qualche parte, nella testa, e ti sei poggiato lì sulla fronte. Sinusite interrogativa. Ora hai accovacciato le tue gambe immaginarie, ed aspetti risposta. Solo che sono le 4, ed io la risposta non ce l'ho.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Potrei cercarla su wikipedia, in un attimo, con tre strisciate di polpastrello. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Il cellulare è lontano, chisaddove, scarico. Ma comunque spento.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Il pc dorme, e ci metterebbe comunque 12 minuti a prendere vita dal momento dell'accensione. Giuro.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Gli altri sono in coma. Chi etilico, chi controllato, chi letargico (il mangiacarte, presumo).</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non saprei come risolvere. Riprovo a dormire.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Niente.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Penso ad altro, ma controvoglia. Penso a lei.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Lei mi chiamava, mi scriveva, mi disegnava, mi cantava pezzi di canzoni ignote di cantanti ignavi.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Poi ha smesso. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">L'altro giorno una terza persona (attenti alle terze persone, perchè sono quelle che in un modo o in un altro ci condizionano la vita. Non le seconde, nè le quarte. Le terze) mi invia una fotografia di un cucciolo di 40 giorni.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">E' il suo nuovo cane. Suo di lei, non della terza persona.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">E lei lo ha chiamato come me. Non so se si possa definire una cosa positiva. Ma mi ha fatto sorridere molto. Forse provo a risentirla. Le scrivo un messaggio. O forse no.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ecco, diciamo che questo è un buon argomento per riprendere sonno.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Dai, che ci sono.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">No. Niente. Ancora quel dubbio.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Una macchina parte lentamente dal parcheggio sotto alla finestra. Gente che viene e gente che va. Riesco a cogliere la canzone che dall'autoradio è dedicata alla partenza. Per me è fondamentale che sia all'altezza della situazione, anche se si dovesse trattare di un viaggio di 500 metri. Lui, o lei, questa notte ha scelto Perfect Day di Lou Reed. Non so se si stia augurando qualcosa per domani o stia degnamente concludendo l'oggi. Gran pezzo, ottima scelta, chiunque tu sia.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ma il mio dubbio è sempre qui. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Verifico la lunghezza delle mie unghie. Corte. Benissimo. Pulisco i denti con la lingua. Stratagemmi innocui che non mi porteranno in nessun dove. Devo fugare, risolvere il dubbio. Eppure lo sapevo.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Aspetta, forse ce l'ho. Macchè, niente. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Riprendo coscienza grazie ad un raggio di sole che mi trapana un occhio. Sono le sette. Devo essermi addormentato, nel frattempo. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ora non ricordo cosa non ricordavo.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Questo non mi è mai capitato.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Poi, ritorna il dubbio, e con esso la soluzione. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Come se l'avessi saputo da sempre.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Si chiamano tumbleweed gli arbusti rotolanti del west. Tumbleweed. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Figli di puttana.</span></span></div>
<br />Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-84979203975423307062013-06-10T19:35:00.000+02:002013-06-10T19:35:19.332+02:00Recensione del film "La pelle che abito" - (P. Almodòvar 2011)<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non mangerò mai più biscotti del Mulino Bianco in vita mia.</span></span>Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-33926702818090876452013-05-23T22:29:00.000+02:002013-05-23T22:29:03.480+02:00Vuoi perdere peso? Non chiedermi come.<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Donne.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<a href="http://static.blogo.it/ecoblog/bava-di-lumaca-per-massaggi-facciali-antirughe/lumache02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" id="irc_mi" src="http://static.blogo.it/ecoblog/bava-di-lumaca-per-massaggi-facciali-antirughe/lumache02.jpg" style="margin-top: 0px;" width="139" /></a><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Una di voi ha preso la mia adolescenza onanistico-calcistica
è l'ha accartocciata, gettandola dal finestrino in zona riconosciuta dal Fondo
Ambientale come a rischio idrogeologico.</span></span></div>
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</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vi amo.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Tranne verso la fine di maggio.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">La fine di maggio dura molto più di quanto dica il
calendario. Il tempo si espande, i secondi diventano ore, come quando la radio
passa una canzone di Cremonini e ti auguri finisca il prima possibile, e quella
niente. Resta anche sotto alle gallerie più lunghe.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Le donne, quelle che conosco io, non sono più donne, verso
la fine di maggio. Sono altro.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Alla fine di maggio si moltiplicano i cataloghi.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Si diffondono dicerie sulle proprietà della bava di lumaca.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Il siero di vipera.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Il muco di scorpione.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Lo chatouche, altrimenti noto come “ricrescita dimenticata
lì”.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Le bacche di Gogj.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Dukan, tisanoreica, zumba.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Alcune donne, che hanno tenuto il collo protetto da un
morbido dolce vita fino a Santa Rita, scoprono pian piano gli effetti Serum 7.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">La fine di maggio sembra non finire mai.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">L'acre odore di Somatoline si espande per le condutture
dell'aria condizionata.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non riesco a parlare con i fornitori.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C'è il filler da completare.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Le fragranze.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Contorno occhi.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mesoterapia.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Drenaggio.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non vedi l'ora che finisca, la fine di maggio.</span></span></div>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-76190215361002534142013-05-02T22:14:00.000+02:002013-05-02T22:14:24.885+02:00Che fine ha fatto Ettore Aldimari?<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><img height="112" id="irc_mi" src="http://lost.skydiamond.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/punto_interrogativo_lost_Timer.jpg" style="margin-top: 17px;" width="200" /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ero un uomo medio. Senza
pretese. Con le mie fissazioni. Mi pentivo di essermi tagliato la
barba, mentre la tagliavo. Allora lasciavo crescere i baffi.
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Per lungo tempo ho lavato
molto più spesso la parte sinistra della mia bocca.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ho dormito dieci anni
senza cuscino, poi non ne ho potuto più fare a meno.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ero convinto di avere in
mano il destino del mondo, e ne rispettavo la sorte gestendo il
giusto numero di passaggi sugli zerbini che incontravo nel mio
percorso.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Guardavo con nostalgia i
capelli tagliati dal barbiere, cadere in terra ed essere calpestati
da quest'uomo completamente calvo. Non ci avevo mai fatto caso.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Davanti ai miei occhi
aprivano e chiudevano pub irlandesi gestiti da materani, centri
benessere nei quali poter prendere la tua epatite preferita, sale
scommesse affollate di illusi divoratori di unghie e diana bludure,
compro-vendo-presto-rubo-</span></span><wbr></wbr><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">scippo oro.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Camminavo a testa bassa.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non avevo pacche sulle
spalle.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non avevo spalle.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Andare al lavoro, restare
a casa, perire in un maremoto non faceva differenza per me. Tutto
procedeva con una sorda, ovattata linearità.
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Era un periodo buio.
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Non c'erano social
network. Riuscivamo a sentirci soli senza bisogno di tecnologia.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Poi è arrivata lei.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Bella come una canzone
bella.
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Segreta. Luminosa.
Misteriosa. Calda.
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Capace di nulla, quando
più si ha bisogno di tutto.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">In grado di ogni cosa,
quando non ci pensi, ormai, più.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cambiandomi, molecola per
molecola, pensiero su pensiero, indefinitamente.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Poi è andata via.</span></span></div>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-1824773462588424122013-03-29T00:51:00.001+01:002013-03-29T00:51:25.956+01:00A me Marzo non è mai piaciuto (storia triste, poi speranzosa, poi)<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Scendo in fretta, tre scalini alla volta, perchè
è irrimediabilmente tardi. La mattina è catastrofica. Questa volta lo scooter
l'ho parcheggiato in fondo al vialetto, pur essendo una zona in cui l'umidità
decide di sperimentare nuove forme di condensa semisolida. Schivo due gatti
guardinghi che ho deciso di non nominare, tanto comunque non mi degnano della
minima attenzione. A circa tre metri dal mio impregnato scooter c'è un omino
sulla settantina, intento a dipingere con certosina passione l'inferriata del
recinto. Indossa uno di quei cappelli da pescatore ingialliti da sole, ms e
sudore, e lavora di fino col pennello, stemperando un grigio temporale su un
ferro mm.3.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">“A voi. Andate a lavorare?”. A me il voi non
dispiace. Soprattutto dettomi da un anziano lavoratore piegato sulle ginocchia.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">“Bè, si” faccio io, “e sono anche un po' in
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">“Dove lavorate?”</span></div>
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io.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Il vecchietto posa il pennello e mi fissa per
qualche secondo. “Io ho lavorato lì di fronte , per venti anni. Sturavo i
pozzi. Ci lavora anche Antonio. Lo conoscete?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Lo conosco. Lavora a due passi dalla mia
finestra.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Riprende a parlare. “E' una bravissima persona,
sempre disponibile. Mi ha anche aiutato molto in un momento particolare della
mia vita. In quei giorni non avevo nessuno, e lui c'è stato. Senza chiedere
nulla”, aggiunge parlando lentamente, cercando di affinare il suo italiano
stentato.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Lo sguardo si fa lucido. Riprende a spennellare,
ma il suo braccio ora è molto più raccolto.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">“Voi ditegli solo che lo saluta Gianfranco, il
pittore. Lui si ricorderà. E ditegli che...” Si ferma. Guarda il lavoro fatto
fino al momento preciso in cui mi ha rivolto la parola. Pare soddisfatto.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Io aspetto.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">“E ditegli che appena posso lo passerò a
trovare”. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">La voce è rotta dal pianto. Si tocca il naso col
polsino della camicia di flanella. Dice un'altra cosa che non capisco, ma mi
piace pensare che mi abbia salutato. Ficco il casco e mi passa un brivido
dietro alla nuca. La sagoma di Gianfranco piano piano rimpicciolisce nello
specchietto retrovisore, fino a svanire dietro l'angolo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Ci sono momenti in cui vorrei che lo scooter si
ingolfasse. Non ho più voglia di andare al lavoro. Mi fermerei, se potessi, in
riva al fiume. Che anche se è beige e dentro ci nuotano solo le piattole, è
comunque il mio fiume, padre dei canneti che ancora si vedono da qui e di
generazioni di zanzare con le quali non ho ancora imparato a convivere.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Le braccia, invece, come al solito mi riportano
in ufficio.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Ora Gianfranco avrà finito la parte della
ringhiera che gli mancava. Starà passando la seconda mano, o si sarà fermato a
fumare? Qualcuno che lo aspetta a casa c'è? Un nipotino che gattona e presto
imparerà ad usare il telecomando prima che ad imparare le regole del
nascondino, un'anziana moglie pronta con il caffè del discount allungato nelle
tazzine di porcellana sbiadita e stinta? Non so cosa stia facendo Gianfranco
ora, in realtà.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Cerco con lo sguardo Antonio, fuori alla porta
del suo ufficio. Ma non c'è.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Sono passati alcuni giorni. L'inferriata è
bellissima. Mai uno squallido grigio è stato tanto splendente. Gianfranco ha
finito il suo lavoro e seduto a terra non c'è più nessuno. Sarà altrove.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Oggi, senza andare di fretta, sono arrivato con 5
minuti di anticipo. Il tempo è un cattivo amico. Si rende utile solo quando non
ne hai bisogno.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Mentre giro la chiave nella serratura, dalla
porta a specchio intravedo la sagoma di Antonio. Si sta accendendo la prima
delle mille sigarette che fumerà oggi. Torno indietro, gonfio il petto e mi
avvicino. “Qualche tempo fa ho conosciuto Gianfranco il pittore. Ti saluta
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Sono orgoglioso. È come se avessi portato il
latte caldo ad un bambino con la gola gonfia e dolorante. So di aver completato
la mia opera.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">E se ne va.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">Io resto lì, con la mia solita faccia.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: Verdana;">La faccia di uno che il tempo passa, e non ha
capito un cazzo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">1 – Lo shot del porno<span>
</span>3 – Principio di assideramento<span> </span>5
– Gli idioti col ciuffo sull’occhio<span> </span>8 –
Avverbio proteico<span> </span>11 – Telamonio<span> </span>14 – Modelle Mattel<span> </span>16 – Il numero preciso di giornalisti che
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dell’efficienza italica<span> </span>24 – Vi si
svolgono i Cous Cous Days<span> </span>25 -
L’autista dei Simpson<span> </span>26 – Lo è spesso
la maestà<span> </span>27 – Ripetizione
continua<span> </span>29 – Quantificazione di
mamme<span> sole </span>30 – Elemento usato per la
TAV<span> </span>32 – Lo fai col dito<span> </span>34 – Cittadina italiana simbolo di lussuria
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Il nemico del Panda Po<span> </span>5 – Era sempre
in piedi<span> </span>6 – Camminò per un bel po’ con
un libretto in mano<span> </span>7 – Fuori
argomento<span> </span>8 – Un’innocua associazione
di staterelli<span> </span>9 – Ha l’arena ma non i
tori<span> </span>10 – La specialità del PD<span> </span>12 – Sfida android<span> </span>13 – Correnti religiose devianti<span> </span>14 – Il De’ di Osama<span> </span>15 – L’unica cosa certa che so di questo
nuovo Papa<span> </span>17 – Sistema nazionale di
taratura<span> </span>18 – Esclamazione di stupore maccheronica<span> </span>20 – Contatti in comune tra Sircana e Lapo
Elkann<span> </span>23 – Sulla paletta della PS<span> </span>24 – L’esclamazione che precede la scoperta
della nonna morta, in un film di Monicelli<span>
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– Residui<span> </span>31 – Morto di colore<span> </span>33 – Perirono sotto la quercia<span> </span>35 – Banca dati di insolventi<span> </span>36 – Acerrimo rivale dei Tampax<span> </span>37 – Alberelli di Beirut<span> </span>38 – Organizzazione guidata da un nano con
gli occhiali da sole<span> </span>40 – Le facce di
quelli del centrosinistra la sera del 25/02/2013<span> </span>41 – Si ricorda del Banco Ambrosiano<span> </span>43 – Negli sms è una x<span> </span>45 – Il mega offertorio della Chiesa<span> </span>46 – Non proprio no<span> </span>47 – Importantissimo amministratore
condominiale<span> </span>49 – Oro<span> </span>51 – Ha dato i natali, purtroppo, a
Sgarbi<span> </span>52 – L’amico scemo di Bonolis
(in.)<span> </span><span> </span><span> </span><span> </span><span> </span></span></span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span> </span></span>Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-60312832653099778422013-03-08T00:09:00.000+01:002013-03-08T00:09:11.407+01:00Psicanalisi logica, voli pindarici e sottovalutazioni cardiache<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Non mi piace il salve. Mi sa di distacco. Preferisco il
buongiorno.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Salve.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Va bene così. Si accomodi sulla chaise longue.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Grazie.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Quello è lo sgabello, la chaise longue è quell'altra.</i></span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Allora resto qui, sto più comodo.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Mi dica cosa è successo di importante nelle ultime
settimane.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ho il computer infestato di virus. Credo di avere una grave
malattia degenerativa. Il gatto perde peli nel bicchiere dello spazzolino. E
non ho gatti. Ieri ho mangiato dell'emmenthal scaduto. La mia vicina ha orgasmi
ripetuti nel cuore della notte, che attaccano nel momento preciso in cui io
prendo sonno. Vado in giro in scooter con meno 6 gradi. Ma la cosa più grave è
che non faccio altro che cantare la canzone di Sanremo di Malika Ayane. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>A me piace.</i></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">A me no.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Ma non si era innamorato di qualcuna? Ho qui un appunto, se
non sbaglio......</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Lo butti via. Ho rinunciato. Ho scoperto che nel mio corpo
l'ulna è più importante del cuore. Il cuore è al 13° posto. É preceduto anche
dall'epiglottide, l'ileo, il cardias, l'anulare (dx e sx), il fegato, l'osso
sacro, gli incisivi, la dura madre, il perone, il vomere. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Questo suo pessimismo non riuscirà a provocare compassione
in me. Sono abituato a sentirne di peggio. Io credo che lei si pianga addosso
per conquistare gli altri. Qualcuno cadrà nella rete, sono certo. Ma non può
continuare così. Creda a me. Ho studiato per arrivare fin qui.</i></span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Dottore, sa una cosa?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>No.</i></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vede. Non la sa. Se avesse studiato, ora la saprebbe.</span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Sofismi puerili, caro Ettore.</i></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ha da accendere?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Certo. Ma qui non si fuma. E poi non era passato alle
sigarette elettroniche?</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Si. ma poi una mia amica mi fa “Anche tu hai iniziato a
svapare?”. Capisce? “Svapare”. Non potevo andare avanti. Svapare. Cristo. Ma
che parola è? Se si fosse sparsa la voce che svapavo?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Lei dà troppa importanza a ciò che dicono e pensano gli
altri. </i></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
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<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ha ragione. Dovrei iniziare da quello che mi dice lei?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Se vuole.</i></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Credo solo di essere confuso. Ho 40 anni, ne dimostro 30, vorrei
averne 20, ma dentro di me ne ho 10, al massimo 11. Ah! Ho iniziato a scrivere
oroscopi. Lei che segno è?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Scorpione.</i></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
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<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mi dispiace.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Che numero porti di scarpe?”, chiese Gabriele.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“43. Perchè me lo chiedi?”, dissi io.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ho un paio di Gucci bianco latte in pelle di coccodrillo.
Domani te le porto. Ho proprio un 42 abbondante.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ho detto 43, e comunque no, grazie. Non voglio scarpe da
te. Tantomeno in coccodrillo. Poi bianche. No.” chiusi la discussione.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ti servono dei notebook nuovi?”, mi disse Gabriele.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“No. L'ho appena comprato e non mi serve. Poi addirittura
<<dei notebook="">>. E cosa dovrei farci? Una mostra?”</dei></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Io comunque domani te ne porto uno. E' un Sony Vaio.
Spacca”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Non me ne frega niente che spacca. Non lo voglio.
Tienitelo”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Sono al telefono con uno sceicco. Dobbiamo impiantare un
parco eolico vicino Doha. Vuoi venire con me laggiù?”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ma perchè gli parli in italiano, Gabriele? Lo sceicco
capisce la nostra lingua?”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Si. E' stato tanti anni in Italia, e riesce a capirmi.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Mm. Comunque non voglio venire a Doha.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ho fatto la doccia con Natalia Estrada”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Grazie dell'informazione, Gabriele”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Quando avevo la Ferrari Enzo, la guidavo solo nei weekend,
perchè altrimenti il battistrada ne risentiva”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Non partii per le Olimpiadi di Mosca per colpa della
parotite. Ero riserva nella squadra di pallamano.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Gabriele, non per contraddirti, ma hai l'età mia e nell'80
eravamo alle elementari. In quale sport possono essere coinvolti bambini così
piccoli?”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ho detto Mosca? Volevo dire Atlanta, scusa”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ah. Sì, spesso mi confondo anche io tra le due città”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Lavoro nei servizi segreti. Ma non posso dirti che incarico
abbia”, disse sottovoce Gabriele durante la pausa pranzo.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Immagino che i servizi segreti ti abbiano istruito a dire a
tutti così. <<sono di="" dirti="" ma="" non="" pi="" posso="" spia="" una="">>. Molto
interessante”</sono></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Gabriele è stato questo per un lungo anno della mia vita,
circa dieci anni fa. Raccontava cose mirabolanti fatte in giro per il mondo.
Sosteneva di non sapere dove fosse nato, e che i suoi documenti dicevano quello
che lui voleva dicessero. Aveva amici molto in alto. Nella rubrica del
cellulare c'era SIND. Mi disse che era il sindaco di Los Angeles. Tu parlavi di
un luogo qualsiasi. Gabriele c'era stato, e ci aveva anche fatto sesso.
Conosceva George Soros, Papandreu, Villeneuve, e qualunque nome ti poteva
venire in mente. Le sue sigarette erano diverse dalle tue. Aveva provato acidi
tibetani e grappe fatte con bile di panda. Diceva di avere un rene solo.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“A casa ho 12 furgoni. Se ti dovessero servire, devi solo
dirmelo”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Gabriele, toglimi una curiosità: ma con tutto questo
potere, perchè fai ancora il centralinista da noi?”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">“Ho bisogno di una copertura”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Gabriele era questo. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">L'ultima volta lo vidi al bar di un cinema, qualche anno fa.
Indossava un loden di due taglie più grande, e chiacchierava con una specie di
amazzone platinata il cui Givenchy lo annusavi dalla galleria dell'A14. Fece
finta di non riconoscermi. Dall'ufficio se ne era andato a fine contratto e non
l'aveva rivisto più nessuno.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Gabriele era questo. Il Cazzaro Assoluto.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Oscar Giannino avrebbe molto da imparare da Gabriele. </span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Magari sono
la stessa persona.
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">O no.</span></span></div>
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Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-15999873322047258332013-02-10T15:53:00.000+01:002013-02-10T15:53:56.830+01:00Considerazioni esistenziali di una domenica pomeriggio<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Arrivato a questo punto, credo ch<span style="font-size: small;">e </span>si debbano tirare alcune somme:</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">1. dormire in letti separati fa bene, perchè al mattino devi ricomporre solo la tua porzione. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">2. c'è una forza del male che controlla segretamente la temperatura dell'acqua del mio bidet.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">3. il T9 ha provocato nel mondo più litigi di quanto faccia la politica discussa al bar.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">4. grazie ad un microscopio per bambini ho scoperto che le punte delle dita della mia mano sono in fin di vita.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">5. il fatto che Fabio Volo e Nicola Savino abbiano successo è sintomo del decadimento fisico e morale del paese.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">6. il fatto che qualcuno pensi che la considerazione 5 sia confutabile è sintomo del decadimento fisico e morale del paese. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">7. il fatto che io abbia dei lettori è sintomo del decadimento fisico e morale del paese.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">8. il mio terapista è in vacanza.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">9. ritengo che <a href="http://www.girlpower.it/foto_gallery/gossip/ryan-gosling-alla-prima-di-gangster-squad/l-attore-ryan-gosling-alla-premiere.php">Ryan Gosling</a> abbia la faccia storta.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">10. ho capito che gli esseri umani si dividono essenzialmente in due categorie. Quelli che, se sentono muoversi qualcosa sotto al cappello, lo tolgono al volo e si scompigliano i capelli urlando a squarciagola. E quelli che sbattono con violenza il palmo della mano sul cappello ancorato al capo, per assicurarsi di ammazzare definitivamente quel qualcosa, proseguendo nella propria attività. Io appartengo a questa seconda categoria.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Orvuar.</span></span></div>
Ettorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097937752761620856noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2709961574440038947.post-29162743365367620582013-01-25T00:10:00.000+01:002013-01-25T00:10:02.959+01:00Credimi, fa più male a te che a me.<br />
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<i>Ettore, non ricordavo avessimo un appuntamento</i>.</div>
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Neanch'io lo ricordavo. E siccome ero attanagliato dal dubbio, ho deciso di venire lo stesso. Le creo problemi?</div>
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<i>Sì. Attendo un paziente per le 18. Dovrebbe essere già arrivato.</i></div>
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Non si preoccupi, ho pensato io a farlo andar via.</div>
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<i>E cosa gli ha detto?</i></div>
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Che lei ha avuto un aneurisma.</div>
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<i>E le mie condizioni come sarebbero?</i></div>
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Gravissime. E gli ho detto che comunque la prossima ora e mezza era abbondantemente compromessa.</div>
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<i>A cosa devo, dunque, tutta questa urgenza?</i></div>
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Ho fatto un sogno stranissimo, dottore. Avevo contratto una malattia della pelle chiamata dermografismo. Allora decido di recarmi dal mio medico curante, che nei miei sogni è solitamente Ban Ki Moon, il segretario dell'Onu. Era al telefono con un rappresentante della folletto, e cercava di fissare un appuntamento per mercoledì prossimo al Palazzo di Vetro di Viterbo. Nella sala d'attesa c'erano 7 pazienti, tutti uomini tranne 3 donne. Uno di loro somigliava a Jake Gyllenhaal con una ventina di kg in più, un altro ascoltava musica country con quegli odiosi maxi cuffioni bianchi, il terzo aveva la tipica espressione sfavorevole che hanno tutti i latto-ovo-vegetariani, il quarto, albino, emetteva un sibilo fastidiosissimo dalla narice. Le tre donne, in abiti sintetici, confabulavano tra loro passandosi un iphone vecchia generazione color bieta. Ad un tratto una delle tre si è spogliata nuda e mi ha detto “Ho tanta sete”. A questo punto è partita la sigla di Hello Spank, i pazienti sono scomparsi, ed io mi sono ritrovato nella stanza del dottore, in bermuda e con in mano una mitraglietta skorpio carica. E gli ho sparato 15 colpi in faccia. Cosa può significare?</div>
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<i>Che lei mi odia, devo presumere.</i></div>
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E perchè quel sibilo dalla narice dell'uomo? Perchè l'iphone vecchia generazione e non un Samsung, che tra le altre cose è un telefono che apprezzo di più? Perche' solo 15 colpi, col concreto rischio di non ucciderlo?</div>
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<i>Ettore.</i></div>
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Mi dica dottore.</div>
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<i>Sta frequentando qualcuna, ultimamente?</i></div>
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No, dottore. Però stasera dovrei vedere una splendida quarantenne, sposata, con un'irrefrenabile voglia di essere posseduta di fronte al Circo Acquatico. Conosce il Circo Acquatico?</div>
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<i>Ho visto i manifesti per strada, qualche giorno fa.</i></div>
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Bene. Sappia che ci avevo portato mio figlio, attratto come tutti i bambini da foche e otarie. Ma di quelle neanche l'ombra, dottore. Niente pesci, niente vasche. E sa perchè? Perchè il Circo Acquatico è gestito dai Fratelli Acquatico, gente color prugna che ammaestra leoni con la forza dell'alito pesante. Il tutto a soli € 20,00 cadauno spettatore ignaro del cognome artificioso.</div>
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<i>E quindi lei mi vuole far credere che vedrà una ninfomane che brama di essere cavalcata da lei di fronte ad un tendone di circo? Mi dica la verità, cosa fara' stasera?</i></div>
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Gioco a Ruzzle fino a mezzanotte bevendo Borghetti.</div>
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<i>E' triste questa cosa, Ettore.</i></div>
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Mai come le sue basette.</div>
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